Man Arrested For Having Sex With A Pink Pool Float For The Third Time

He must know something we don't.

For the third time in three years an Ohio man has been arrested for having sex with an inflatable pink raft.
Edwin Tobergta was taken into custody Wednesday after he was seen having simulated sex with a raft along a public road in Hamilton, WKRC reported.

The 35-year-old — seen wearing a T-shirt reading "I'm out of my mind, please leave a message" in his latest mug shot — was charged with public indecency and contempt of court.

Shockingly, Tobergta has a long list of prior arrests with the most recent before this week having been last June.

That's when a mother and her 8-year-old child reported seeing Tobergta naked while "having sexual relations" with a pink rubber pool float.

Then in August of 2011 he was accused of stealing a neighbor's pink inflatable raft and engaging in a sex act with it to the astonished neighbor's witness, the Cincinnati Enquirer reported.

His grandmother told the Enquirer at the time that her grandson has a long history of mental problems.

"He has a lot of mental problems and he's always had a fascination for plastic," said Linda Tobergta. "That's just it.

That's all of it. We never could get the proper care for Edwin. It's like nobody cares."

Who f**ks a float?!

This guy….

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