LOL! TELL THE TRUTH! WOULD YOU F**K SMURFETTE?

You aren't Smurfin' crazy, that's Smurfette on the pages of Harper's Bazaar.

The fashion magazine dressed the little blue lady up in chic styles from Lanvin, Marc Jacobs, Dolce & Gabbana and Louis Vuitton in honor of her star turn in the CGI film "The Smurfs."

Fans of the traditional 1970's era cartoon may be a little shocked – the image of the sweet lady of Smurf village in her little white hat and shoes a decidedly more adult treatment.

In a look that might land her in trouble from Papa Smurf, Smurfette dons sky-high dotted heels ($895), a polka dot beret ($685), gloves ($400) and a fur bag by Marc Jacobs ($4,695).

No word if the fur was taken from the evil cat Azrael.

On another page, the dimunitive diva wears red stilletto pumps ($575) and carries over $2,000 of Dolce & Gabanna accessories. In the final photo (not shown) the blue lady gets racy in a red leather boots, hat and matching bag to show off over $2,000 worth of accessories by Louis Vuitton.

"The Smurfs" is set to be released on July 29 and stars Neil Patrick Harris, Sofia Vergara and Hank Azaria as the voices behind the updated Saturday morning cartoon.



She had to be a hoe! I mean she was the only b!tch in the whole village! I wonder if Papa Smurf was the only 1 that got 2 f**k? Lol!


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