GRANDMA HOSES HER GRANDSON FOR HOGGING THE BACON!

A Pennsylvania grandmother was busted by police this week after she blasted her 9-year-old grandson in the face with a garden hose because he ate too much bacon.

According to a police report posted on TheSmokingGun.com, Clifton Heights police arrived shortly before 9 p.m. on Tuesday night to find a large group of neighbors gathered around the front yard of Marilee Kolynych's house.

The shocked group told cops that Kolynych chased her grandson through the yard and "threw him to the ground, sitting on top of him, beating him on his legs and spraying water at a very close range into face."

Kolynych's grandson broke away and called his mother, who was in the basement at the time of the attack, according to the police report.

The 64-year-old was charged with endangering the welfare of children, simple assault, harassment and disorderly conduct charges, according to the website.

The 9-year-old - who may never eat bacon again - was not injured.


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