LMFAO! PANTYHOSE PERV GETS BUSTED!

A perverted, prolific serial caller - with five-year history of trying to get women into erotically charged chats about their pantyhose - has turned himself in to face harassment charges, police said.

Fetish phoner Rip Alan Swartz, 43, told cops he "got his jollies" from the phone calls, which he made to various restaurants, banks and hotels around Shiremanstown, Pennsylvania, the Patriot-Ledger reported.

Swartz appears to be an ironman - having made nearly 6,600 calls during a 53-day span in 2010, including 432 in one day, according to court records.

His persistence paid off, too, Swartz told cops, saying at least two of every 100 calls resulted in a conversation.

The longer his talks carried on, the more sexually suggestive they became, police said.

Cops began investigating Swartz after employees at a Cracker Barrel said they got calls from a man making remarks about their pantyhose after beginning the call with comments about the weather, the Patriot-Ledger reported.

Swartz confessed to the calls on Tuesday and faces 21 counts of harassment.

He was released on bail under the condition he does not visit Hooters, Applebee’s or Bob Evans restaurants.



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