Yuck! Michigan Man Keeps On Sh!tting On Park Slides

Police are looking for an irksome prankster who has been defecating on the slides of a kiddie park in Michigan.

The so-called “Mystery Pooper” leaves his or her fecal calling card in Ypsilanti’s popular Prospect Park.

For the last six months, someone has been depositing their solid waste in the park. With warm weather coming, cops are worried the dumpings will increase.

In January, police Chief Tony DiGuisti sent an email blasting the pooper.

“We have a problem in Prospect Park with a miscreant that does not understand the difference between a children’s playground slide and a toilet,” DiGuisti said.

It was hoped the onlsaught of cold weather this winter would have stopped the offender, The Detroit News reported.
It hasn’t.

Authorities say they may install a security camera, and they have asked local residents to stake out the park on warm nights.

What kinda sh!t is that?

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