WTH! STRIPPERS GET SMUGGLED INTO MIAMI FEDERAL DETENTION CENTER FOR PRISONERS!

The hottest strippers in Miami have been strutting their stuff for a captive audience — in the maximum security Federal Detention Center.

Posing as paralegals or legal assistants, they’re being smuggled inside by lawyers for the wealthy drug lords behind bars, the Miami New Times reported.

“They take off their tops and let the guys touch them,” defense attorney Hugo Rodriguez said. “The majority of these young, very attractive women are non-citizens brought in exclusively for the purposes of visiting the FDC.”

The ladies may not know the difference between torts and tarts, but all they need to get inside the downtown jail is a lawyer willing to vouch for them.

“Any lawyer can sign a form and designate a legal assistant,” Rodriguez said. “There is no way of verifying it. The process is being abused.”

“Everyone knows about it,” a private investigator told the publication’s Riptide blog. “We call them the ‘little hoochie mamas.’ ... They are making a mockery out of the prison system here.”

One stripper was reportedly caught on prison video taking it all off for an inmate in the jail’s Special Housing Unit.

Other lusty legal assistants have reportedly smuggled inside porn magazines, liquor and thousands of dollars in cash.

The FDC declined to comment on the report.

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