WTF! PLAXICO BURRESS HIRED A JAIL COACH TO TEACH HIM THE ROPES! HE AINT BUILT LIKE THAT!

New York Giants football player Plaxico Burress, another celebrity who was convicted on gun charges in New York.
Burress hired a jail coach to assist him with acclimating to prison.
Plaxico isn't built for that — he's the type of guy that's never been locked up like that before. He's gonna need a coach or someone to tell him what to expect, since he's not used to that."