Wtf! Nearly Toothless British Man Bit Off His Neighbor's Penis

A nearly toothless British man bit off his neighbor's penis after the two quarreled about loud music.

Jason Martin, 41, used his one remaining fang to chomp down on Richard Henderson's manhood "like it was a sandwich" after being asked to turn his Xbox volume down.

So much force was used during the brutal attack at his Dover, Kent, home that his 39-year-old's member was severed off.

"My willy was not attached to the rest of my body … I have never experienced that kind of pain to this day and I don't want to experience it ever again," Henderson, who has had it stitched back on, said.

Martin appeared at Canterbury Crown Court last week and strongly denied the allegations.

"The thought of putting a man's penis in my mouth ... well, it's not for me. Not in a million years would I do it," said Martin, according to Kent Online.

He did, however, confess to grabbing Henderson's "bits and bobs" during the scuffle.

A jury, who were shown graphic images of the injuries, found him guilty of wounding with intent.

Remanded in prison, he will be sentenced in October.

How the f**k did he do that?

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