WTF! MAN TRIES TO CHOP HIS WIFE'S HEAD OFF FOR BEING CLUMSY!

A Brooklyn man whacked his ex-wife in the head with a meat cleaver Monday - screaming he had endured her clumsiness for too long, police sources said.
"I've put up with you for all these years!" neighbors said Qi Xian Huang screamed after his former wife accidentally swept dirt over his feet while cleaning.

A dazed and bleeding Shao Ling Ye stumbled out of the couple's Dyker Heights apartment into the street shortly before 9:30 a.m. Monday.

Huang followed his 54-year-old ex and, according to one neighbor, tried to stanch the blood with towels before leading her back to their top-floor 67th St. apartment.

Ye survived the attack and was in critical condition at Lutheran Medical Center.

She had one huge wound on the back of her head, two cuts on her face and one large slice on her arm, according to Candice Meng, 21, whose family lives in the home's basement apartment.

Ye's 53-year-old ex - whose blue T-shirt was splattered with his wife's blood when police led him out of the house in handcuffs - was charged with assault, menacing and criminal possession of a Weapon, police said.

Meng said Huang appeared unaffected after the attack, calmly standing over the injured woman as she writhed on the floor.

"He was remorseless," she said.

"He just had this blank stare on his face."

The troubled couple had divorced about a year ago but continued to share the same apartment, neighbors said.

"He's a really peaceful guy," said a stunned Joseph Tsang, 23.

His parents own the Brooklyn home and had rented the top floor to Huang and Ye for the past six years.

"He goes jogging around the neighborhood. They're usually so quiet," Tsang said.

Police said Huang confessed to the crime, which erupted during a quiet morning as he cooked himself a breakfast of hotdogs and macaroni while his ex-wife swept up.

When Ye swept some dust over Huang's feet, he snapped and grabbed the meat cleaver, sources said Huang told cops.

Huang worked for a car service at Kennedy Airport, and the couple have a 26-year-old son - known to neighbors as Keith - who was on vacation in China.