WHAT THE CLUCK! A MAN PLAY'S WITH A CHICKEN ON THE #6 TRAIN!

This guy was plain cuckoo.

A bizarre video hit the Web on Wednesday of a man rolling around the floor of an uptown 6 train playing with a chicken.

Yes, a chicken.

As straphangers looked on in awe, a blogger named "Kylie" filmed the strange subway spectacle. The short but hilarious video was later posted to YouTube.

The man - who wore a sweatshirt with an MTA logo on it - was lying on the floor of the subway car, beside a shopping cart filled with the trappings of a homeless person.

Holding the chicken above his chest, the weirdo repeatedly spun around the floor, hugging and embracing the feathered creature as if he was out of his mind.

Kylie had this to say of the oddball's antics:

"He kept picking up the chicken, holding it over his head, kissing it, hugging it, and [doing] more inappropriate things that I will refrain from detailing," the blogger told the Web site Gawker.

"In the simple words of my fellow passenger, Charlotte, 'That is straight-up chicken abuse!'"

"It was truly an only-in-New-York event."