WHAT A SH!THEAD! MAN BUSTED FOR REPEATEDLY TAKING DUMPS IN FRONT OF A SCHOOL!

Florida police believe they've busted a man who wouldn't stop pooping on a middle classroom stoop.

The suspected serial defecator, identified as Kenneth Martin Sarsony, was collared after he left an unwanted mess on the front steps of Ft. King Middle School in Ocala, Fla. at least five times, NBC Miami reported.

Sarsony told police after he was nabbed that he pooped in front of the classroom because he was in "bad spirits" and "needed help", the Gainesville Sun reported on Saturday.

The break in the month-old case came after Sarsony was caught on surveillance tape walking up the steps of the classroom with a roll of toilet paper on Friday. He was busted just hours later.

"I've been police for 28 years and I've never had a case like this," Ocala police department spokesman Chas Meir told the TV station on Friday.

Sarsony was charged with five count of trespassing on school board property.

Police told WKMG they were first alerted to the feces on Sept. 6. They were also called to the school three other times in September and then on Friday.






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