VIDEO: New Mexico Runner Caught Defecating Next To A House Repeatedly

This runner is taking the "don't crap where you eat" saying a little too literally by regularly using the side of a New Mexico house as a toilet.
The blond athlete has been caught on camera relieving herself next to a home in Albuquerque a staggering four times in the last three months.

Its angry owner is now vowing to hunt down the long distance runner and make her clean up the mess herself.

"This is malicious fecal distribution," he told local news station KOAT.

Bobby, as he wants to be called, said at first he thought the piles of poop were from a homeless person patrolling the area.

But after setting up surveillance cameras he was shocked to see it was in fact a woman on her daily early-morning run.

He took the footage to KOAT in the hope it would embarrass the woman into stopping.

"If it happens again I'm going to run outside with a hose, hose her down and say, 'Bad human!'" he added.




"This is malicious fecal distribution," he said.