THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMMM! KANYE WEST EXPLAINS HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS STYLIST!

A popular blog called IVYGate has discovered some CRAZY details about the new man in Kanye West’s life – his . . . errr STYLIST and LIFE COACH!!!
First off, we have to tell you a little bit about dude. His name is Cassius Marcellus Cornelius Clay. He’s a 6 foot 5, 20 year old young man from a very WELL OFF old money family. He went to the prestigious Andover prep school and currently attends Yale University . . . oh, and he’s a FASHIONISTA who carries around a $15,000 BIRKIN PURSE!!!

Now here’s how the two met:

In the midst of shopping, a man approaches Cassius, taps him on the shoulder, and tells him that he really, really loves the footwear. Cassius looks up; it’s Kanye West. Cassius keeps it cool, thanks him, and introduces himself. The stars align; history is made. (This moment will almost certainly be reenacted dramatically on Behind The Music.)

The two get to talking as they shop. Kanye loves Cassius’ style, his attitude, his patrician hipsterdom. They talk for over half an hour. Kanye begins to reveal a little more about himself: his reinvention in the wake of the Taylor Swift disaster, and his thoughts on life, art, philosophy, hos (maybe), etc. Cassius advises the rapper on his day’s purchases. Eventually the two leave the store, shopping bags in tow, and exchange phone-numbers and emails. Kanye promises to keep in touch.

WOWZERS . . . So let’s get this straight. Kanye sees a GAY DUDE in a store - starts chopping it up with him for a half and hour -and then the two EXCHANGE NUMBERS. We just wanted to CLARIFY what happened for all of y’all. Now let’s CONTINUE ON!!

So Kanye ends up HIRING dude as his stylist. And all the while, they’re relationship becomes . . . CLOSER:

Over many an email and phone call, the 20-year-old begins to offer his wise consul on matters beyond fashion — personal and emotional — which Kanye readily accepts. Kanye decides he needs to apologize to Taylor Swift. At this point, the rapper wants to commisserate daily. . .

Finally, at the end of the summer, the “College Dropout” seals the deal: he asks the Yale sophomore to dropout of Yale and become a part of his inner posse, traveling around with him for the rest of the year, helping him through his life’s lowpoint.

OK. Sooo, after knowing the guy for only a few weeks, Kanye asks him to DROP OUT OF SCHOOL . . . . and travel the globe with him, in his PERSONAL ENTOURAGE???