PURE BULLSH!T! SNOOKIE GETS PAID MORE FOR LECTURES THAN TONI MORRISON!

Life is good when you're the Princess of Poughkeepsie.

Snooki was paid $32,000 by Rutgers University's programming association to dish on her fist-pumping, pouf-wearing, hard-partying lifestyle on the "Jersey Shore" Thursday night.

That's $2,000 more than the school is paying Nobel-winning novelist Toni Morrison to deliver Rutgers' commencement address in May.

The pint-sized reality star, whose real name is Nicole Polizzi, appeared at two sold out Q&A sessions, donning a gold-headband, leopard-print gloves and a signature low-cut dress

According to Rutgers' Daily Targum, she chatted about a variety of subjects, including her trademark hair ("The pouf is its own living form"), if the drama on the show was real ("You can't make this sh-- up") and her biggest inspiration ("being tan").

Snooki's speaking fee at Rutgers was approximately on par with what she makes per episode — reportedly $30,000 — on "Jersey Shore."

Some students waited hours to get a good seat, according to the Star-Ledger. Other students weren't quite as enthused.

"Such a waste of my money," freshman Dan Oliveto griped to the newspaper. "If I want to listen to someone talk, they should have something intelligent to say."

And what was Snooki's parting message? "Study hard, but party harder," she told the crowd.

THAT'S HOW F**KED UP SOCIETY IS! SOME ORANGE SLUT GETS PAID MORE THAN TONI MORRISON! ARE YOU F**KING KIDDING ME! I WAS SO TIGHT MTV MADE ME WATCH THIS B!TCH DROP FROM A BALL! I WAS LIKE, WTF! CHANGE THE F**KING CHANNEL! WHAT HAPPENED TO TIME SQUARE? TIME SQUARE IS NEW YEARS! LOL!

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