OH WOW! THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW OUR CRIMINAL JUSTICE SYSTEM IS BULLSH!T! CHARLIE SHEEN GETS 30 DAYS FOR HOLDING A KNIFE TO HIS WIFE'S THROAT & THREATENING TO KILL HER!

LOS ANGELES - Charlie Sheen is going to jail.
The "Three and a Half Men" star will plead no contest to misdemeanor assault in Aspen next Monday and get 30 days in county jail as part of a plea deal.

It will spare Hollywood's bad boy a lengthy -- and risky -- probation, multiple news outlets reported Tuesday.

"With good behavior, he could end up doing 15 or so days," a source told People.com.

Sheen, 44, was arrested Christmas day on suspicion he pinned wife Brooke Mueller, 32, to a bed and held a knife to her throat during a domestic dispute.

He was charged Feb. 8 with felony menacing, misdemeanor third-degree assault and misdemeanor criminal mischief.

He originally pleaded not guilty.