OH MAN! TILA FOUND HERSELF A RICH B!TCH! GETS ENGAGED TO A JOHNSON & JOHNSON HEIRESS!

Here come the brides!
Tila Tequila claims she is getting married to Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson.

Donning black lingerie, the bisexual MTV reality star sat alongside her fiancée Wednesday morning as she announced the news to her fans on a USTREAM video.

"Are you ready for this big announcement that's going to change our lives?" Tequila, 27, asked. "This is exclusive and going to be all over the news tomorrow, but because I love you guys so much, we are giving you the exclusive first tonight. My girlfriend has asked me to marry her!"

The busty brunette then flashed her engagement finger, which held a "17-carat diamond ring from my baby,” she said.

“It's so fat you can't even see it!” Tequila (whose real name is Tila Nguyen) boasted. “My baby takes care of me. Beat that, J.Lo! Beat that, Khloe and Lamar!

"Casey Johnson and Miss Tila Tequila are now officially engaged. Woo!" she added.

Before skeptics can scoff, Tequila insisted her new bling is “not fake” because “ my baby is a f------ baller. She's a bagil-gazillionaire! She is the heiress of Johnson & Johnson.”

Acknowledging that they have “a lot of work to do” to plan their nuptials, Tequila also dished about their growing family.

“We already have a family,” Tequila said of Johnson, who adopted a baby girl from Kazakhstan in 2007. “I love children. She has a daughter named Ava. I have a dog named Onyx. The next thing we are going to do is buy a house together, and once we get situated, we’re going to throw an engagement party.”

Tequila’s happy news comes after her drama with her ex-boyfriend, San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman, who she claims allegedly choked and unlawfully restrained her at his home. San Diego County District Attorney Bonnie Dumanis later dismissed her claims because of insufficient evidence.