Nick Cannon Gets Insurance Policy On His Balls For $10 Million After Having 12 Kids

Nick Cannon's taking out an insurance policy on his well-tested testes which he's valuing at a whopping 8 figures Nick's golden nuts have already spawned 12 kids with 6 different women, so it should come as no surprise he just launched a new collab with Dr. Squatch's Ball Valuation Tool the men's care company assessed Nick's population-boosting balls at $10 million Dr. Squatch officially took out a policy through MMA/Momentous Insurance to guarantee Nick's beans are thoroughly protected. Nick's take on his brass pair is "Haters say it's time for me to stop having kids and put this super sperm to rest, but I'm doubling down on these valuable balls and my future kids. Shoutout to Dr. Squatch for giving my balls the credit they deserve and hooking me up with the protection I need to keep this family tree rolling The collab's certainly flattering to Nick's ego, as the comedian landed the "Most Valuable Balls" title and all he had to do to nab the title was share his ball size, favorite features and bedroom maneuvers. No testimony needed from his 6 previous happy customers/babies' mothers 

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