Man Dies After Having Sex With A Scarecrow

A kinky Argentinian man croaked while having sex with a scarecrow that he dressed in lipstick and a wig — and strapped a sex toy on, according to reports.

Jose Alberto, 58, was found dead in his San Jose de Balcare home, lying next to the straw doll, the Irish Mirror reported.

"There were no signs of violence, and we are working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow," police spokesman Rodolfo Moure told the publication.

The depraved sex fiend, who tended to sheep, had puffed up the scarecrow with clothes and tied a 6-inch strap-on penis to it.

His rotting remains were found after neighbors complained to police of a foul stench coming from his home, where he lived alone.

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