Man Broke His Penis Trying To F**k The Wrong Hole

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A 42-year-old man was rushed to a Boston hospital after breaking his penis during sex, doctors said.

The excruciating ordeal began when he missed his mark and slammed his manhood into his partner’s crotch, just below the genitalia, the New England Journal of Medicine reported (NSFW).

The errant stroke was accompanied by a sickening “snap” as he fractured his tunica albuginea, the watertight, fibrous sheath that surrounds the double-barreled structure that stiffens during an erection, experts said.

Blood flooded the man’s penis, turning it a ghastly purple, a graphic photo of the damage showed.

“The classic eggplant deformity (swelling, discoloration, and deviation away from the defect in the tunica) can be seen,” according to the report in the New England Journal of Medicine.

Doctors took one look and whisked the man into emergency surgery.

Lucky for him, they made a successful repair.

Long-term effects can include erectile dysfunction and disfigurement from plaque along with a curved member and nerve problems, according to the report.

The man seems to have recovered, doctors said.

His three-month and six-month checkups revealed he’s able to get an erection and he doesn’t have any plaque or curvature.

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