LOL! THIEVES CHOP DOWN A TREE TO STEAL A BIKE!

There's one tree that isn't growing in Brooklyn anymore, thanks to a pack of morons who chopped it down to steal a bike.
A band of thieves early Thursday used an ax to chop down a sizeable shade tree to snatch a $50 bike protected by a $10 cable lock.

After murdering the innocent ginkgo on Kensington St. in Manhattan Beach, one of the creeps rode the pilfered prize for a mere five seconds before abandoning it.

He's last seen on the video waltzing away with a cell phone glued to his ear.

The sorry saga was captured on security camera video then posted on YouTube, where viewers from coast to coast posted unkind things about the Brooklyn boobs.


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