LOL! NO NOOKIE FOR SNOOKIE!

Don't expect Snooki to have a hankering for ice cream mixed with her favorite snack - pickles - anytime soon.
The "Jersey Shore" star, whose real name is Nicole Polizzi, dismissed a pregnancy rumor Thursday during a call-in on the radio show, "Mojo in the Morning."

In fact, Snooki didn't even know of the rumor until one of the hosts brought it up.

"What?!" she exclaimed in response. "Oh, no. That's weird. You have to have sex to get pregnant."

So how long has it been since the pouf-master, you know, did it?

"I couldn't even tell you," she said, before doing a little math in her head. "Um, I think it's been about 90 days."

The reality star even insisted she wasn't lying and questioned "why would you" get pregnant if you weren't yet married.

Who knew Snooks had such high morals?

She also knocked down the suggestion that she's a hardcore partier, despite what's shown on the hit MTv series, which had its second season finale Thursday night.

"When we're filming, that's vacation for me and the time to party and let loose. Other than that, I hardly go out," Snooki explained, adding that she's a "relaxed person" who would "rather lay in my bed and watch movies all night than go to a club."

But, if you want to imitate the pint-sized TV personality for Halloween, she gave a few tips.

"Make sure you got the big pouf," she said, adding that a leopard-print dress, hairspray and bronzer would be the other essentials.

And how does it feel to know that people want to copy her style?

"I think it's very flattering," she gushed. "I mean, I'm up there with Lady Gaga! It's amazing."