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Lol! Man Calls Police To Complain About A Ugly Hooker

A British john was busted wasting police time after he called cops to complain that the hooker he'd ordered was too ugly.
The unhappy customer had spotted the prostitute's advertisement in a local newspaper and arranged to meet her outside a hotel in Solihull, England on Tuesday evening.

But on seeing his paid date, he decided she wasn't attractive enough, and he told her exactly what he thought.

The woman then allegedly took his car keys and ran away from him before throwing them back at his face — prompting the man to dial 999 (the British equivalent of 911) with his gripe

Audio of his call, at 7:30 p.m. Tuesday, records him say: "She misdescribed herself and misrepresented herself totally ... Basically she was ugly."

Shocked by the man's nerve, cops took to Twitter to reveal what had happened.

"Unbelievable … man just reported a 'lady of the night' for breaching Sale of Goods Act with her looks. Sergeant reshaping the man's attitude," @SolihullPolice reported.

Officers eventually tracked the man down and warned him for wasting police time.