LOL! CHICK USES HER CHEEKS TO HOLD ON!

- Certainly an efficient way to keep sturdy!

- Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “Squeeze a cheek!”

- You should see her hold a limbo stick.

- “You know, it looks surprisingly comfortable.” - White Haired Old Man in front of her

- Curtain Rod Delivery in 30 minutes or less!

- Sadly, the train stopped short and she walked funny for the rest of her days.

- After she left, that pole gleamed with a professional shine.

- “This is why Purell was invented.” - Comedian Blaine Perry http://www.DontTouchMeThere.com

- “Next stop, BUTT TOWN!” & “There’s always some asshole hogging the pole!” - Comedian Danny Solomon http://www.RoofTopComedy.com/DannySolomon

- “That is the laziest stripper I have ever seen!” - Comedian Sean Donnelley http://www.DontTouchMeThere.com