LOL! ALL YOU CAN DRINK FOUR LOKO NIGHT GETS CANCELED!

A Lower East Side chef scrapped plans for an all-you-can-drink Four Loko night Monday after learning the party breaks the law.
Culinary provocateur Eddie Huang was going to charge $15 for unlimited amounts of Four Loko - an alcohol-caffeine cocktail - blended with Hennessey cognac.

But he canceled the Thursday event at his Xiao Ye restaurant after the Daily News told him it violates a state rule barring all-you-can-drink specials.

"I don't want to lose my liquor license," Huang said. "This is horrible. I was excited about this."

Still, Huang promised that he will find away to pledge his loyalty to the $2 cans of booze.

"Now I gotta figure out how to give people enough Four Loko so they can get their blackout. People like to black out."

Sweet and potent, Four Loko is popular with younger drinkers. Attackers involved in a horrific gay bias attack in the Bronx last month reportedly forced their victim to guzzle cans of the drink.

Four Loko has been banned in Michigan and on college campuses across the country.

After learning New York's State Liquor Authority was mulling a similar prohibition, Huang told food bloggers he planned to hold the event.

SLA spokesman William Crowley said the agency will keep a close eye on Xiao Ye and Huang's antics.

"The chef should consider staying in the kitchen and away from the bar unless he's looking to lose his liquor license," Crowley said.