LOL! A STRIPPER BUST HER ASS ON PURPOSE SO SHE COULD GET WORKERS COMP! SAY'S AINT NOBODY MAKING IT RAIN ANYMORE!

Times got to be hard if a woman is facing insurance fraud charges after authorities say she worked as a stripper while collecting worker’s compensation payments. The state Attorney General’s office said 43-year-old Christina Gamble, of Quakertown, collected stacks in insurance payments while working at a Pennsylvania strip club.

According to our sources, Gamble claimed she fell and hurt her back while working at a restaurant in 2007 and told a doctor it was difficult for her to stand or change positions. All that damn baby oil took her ass out! Authorities say she received more than $22,000 in disability benefits. Damn, I guess she got to park in the handicapped spot at work too? I hear the strippers now saying, girl ain’t nobody making it rain anymore and I am about to fall to get this workers comp.

Gamble was arraigned Thursday on two counts of insurance fraud and one count of theft by deception and released on her own recognizance. This was the first time I heard of some mess like this. – Courtney L.