LMFAO! THIS DUDE LIT HIS SH!T ON FIRE!

A Staten Island man angry at his pregnant ex-girlfriend smeared excrement on her apartment door and set it on fire, authorities said Tuesday.

Neither the six-months pregnant girlfriend, her two small children with another man, or a fourth person inside the apartment were injured.

The suspect, Rasheen Harrison, 24, was arrested Sunday morning at the scene -- a building on Vanderbilt Ave.

But he wasn't done yet, authorities said.

Harrison relieved himself inside a cell at the 120th Precinct stationhouse and decorated the walls there with his excrement, forcing police to take him to Bellevue Hospital for a psychiatric observation.

He was later charged with arson, criminal mischief, reckless endangerment, menacing and endangering the welfare of a child, said a spokesman for Staten Island District Attorney Daniel Donovan.

Harrison, whose nickname is Illuminati, told police he was angry at his ex-girlfriend because she stole his cell.

He called used the n-word on her, even though he is also black, court papers said.


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