LMAO! WTF IS A HOODIE FOOTIE? THEY LOOK LIKE TELETUBBIES!

Even if it didn't sound like something Dr. Seuss dreamt up, the Hoodie Footie Snuggle Suit would still be the single greatest invention of the 21st century! Sorry iPad, better luck next time.

Not only does this Snuggie-obliterating onesie have the added bonus of footie pajamas, but since it's solely available in pink (for the time being), you'll be forced to shame wear the $50 investment in the privacy of your own home.

But that's OK, because according to the commercial, "it's a big hug, you can wear" -- which is good since The Hoodie Footie Snuggle Suit is the greatest date frightener since "I Loves Me Kitty" rhinestone studded t-shirts!