KRIS HUMPHRIES PISSES ON KANYE WEST MUSIC!

According to Confidenti@l: Kim Kardashian’s 72-day husband, Kris Humphries, just can’t go clubbing without having his ears assaulted by Kanye West.

Deejays seem to love torturing the Net forward with the vocal stylings of his ex-wife’s new beau. Humphries’ anguish was apparent Wednesday night at WIP, when he arrived to let off steam after a tough loss to the Knicks, but was left fuming after consecutive West songs blared in his ears.

“He was trying to talk to every girl in there and was getting turned down by every girl he spoke to,” an eyewitness tells Confidenti@l’s Marianne Garvey.

Our source, who watched Humphries foul out until 4 a.m., says deejays Chuck Barrett and Scram Jones played a list of West’s tunes, and by the time they got to “Mercy” and “Clique,” Humph was on fire.

“He took a bottle of Patron that he didn’t pay for, put it in front of his crotch and dumped the entire thing on the floor, because he was wasted and tired of Kanye songs,” says the source. “Not only was he acting like he was peeing the bottle out, he insisted on staying.”

Humphries’ antics follow our report last month that he tried to pick up DJ Kalkutta at SoHo’s Anchor Bar while she was spinning a West tune. “He emailed a couple times, but I never answered,” Kalkutta said.

Humphries, now under a two-year, $24 million contract with the Nets, has been off his game in more ways than one. Before he arrived at WIP, his team lost 100-86 to the Knicks. Power forward Kris played only 18 of 48 minutes and failed to score a single point. The Nets have lost eight of their last 10 games.

Perhaps he is suffering under the weight of his drawn-out divorce from Kardashian. The bootylicious reality star is desperate to get out from under Humphries’ legal clutch, but Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Stephen Moloney has told the ex-couple to return to court mid-February to set a trial date to either dissolve or annul the marriage. A trial could be held early next year.