JOKES! ICE T FILES FOR DIVORCE & HE WANTS HIS A$$ & TITS BACK!

“I can’t unbreak my heart, but I can take that ass back tho” said an obviously hurt Ice T in front of a courthouse Friday morning after filing for divorce from his wife of 11 years Mrs. Coco T after pictures of her kissing a fan surfaced online.

“She can have the money, the house, but them t*tties is mine” Ice T said after explaining that hitting her where it hurts will do more damage than leaving her broke ever would.

“I’ma let her start March off with nobody and no body.” Ice T wants her assets delivered to the doorstep of his New Jersey estate no later than March 1st or any monetary support Coco would receive from the divorce will be withdrawn.

Friends close to Coco say she is devastated as without her cosmetic surgery she’s just another white girl without an ass.

This sh!t gotta be a rumor cause these mofos talking bout Friday morning & today is Thursday

Still funny as f**k tho.....Ni**a said he want his a$$ & tits back

#LetTheJokesBegin

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