EWWW! OLD MAN THROWS BUCKETS OF PISS ON THE SIDEWALK TO KEEP KIDS AWAY!

A 91-year-old Pennsylvania man peeved over neighborhood teens hanging out on his porch was cited for dumping a bucket of urine on his sidewalk to keep them away.

Albert Einsig says he opted for the liquid deterrent because he could no longer take the teens late-night antics.

"They bang on the door - 'Bang bang' - to get me out of bed," Einsig told WHP CBS 21. "They have been at me so bad, I don't know which way I'm going."

Einsig was cited with "voiding of human excretion" after a woman who lives near his York home saw him dump the urine and called cops.

The incident has raised tensions on the block, with some neighbors claiming Einsig was the aggressor all along.

"He comes out swinging canes, screaming at the kids calling them little bastards and every thing else," neighbor Jamie Green told WHP CBS 21. "These kids all know better not to mess with this man."

Einsig, who believes he was targeted because he has a handicapped sign on his door, said he's not capable of defending himself.

"I can just about walk," the nonagenarian said. "I can't see too far, and I can't hear too good."

Einsig added that he's never had a problem with neighborhood kids before - and is convinced the harassment will continue.

"You know how long I live in this house?" Einsig said. "Sixty-three years! Sixty-three years!"

"They'll be at it tonight," Einsig added. "They'll be here beating it."


HE'S A PISS BUCKET!

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