EWWW! MAN ARRESTED FOR SMOTHERING HIMSELF WITH COW SH!T & JERKING OFF!

This gives whole new meaning to filthy perversion.

A 41-year-old British man has been sentenced to two-years in jail for repeatedly breaking onto a farm, covering himself in cow manure - and then masturbating.

The farm owners had gotten a restraining order against David Truscott, but he apparently couldn't stop himself, reported the Falmouth Packet.

Cops have found him naked at the farm covered in manure and surrounded by tissues on three occasions.

Judge Christopher Elwen dismissed calls for leniency saying Truscott's "bizarre and perverted activities," demanded he be jailed.


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