DUMB F**K! MAN CALLS 911 AFTER STRIPPERS DIDN'T SHOW UP TO THE TELLY!

Talk about a party foul.

A man in Wisconsin called 911 to report that a pair of strippers failed to show up to his motel room, even though they promised they would.

The unnamed 37-year-old Illinois man told police he spent $1000 on lap dances at On The Border gentleman’s club on Sunday night from women who promised him complimentary dances in his room, Franklinnow.com reported.

When they didn't show up by 1:26 a.m., he called cops -- to complain he'd been ripped off.

One commenter on Franklinnow.com pointed out that the club didn’t close until 2:00 a.m. on Sunday nights.

"They might have showed up when the police were there and decided not to stay," the commenter wrote. "Wouldn't that have been funny."

Franklin police could not immediately say if the man who called them had been charged.



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