THINK OF THE CHILDREN! First, Jenny Slate fuck bombed us all on SNL this past weekend, and now a giant bare vagina made an appearance on So You Think You Can Dance last night (see above NSFWish). No, Ryan Gaycrest was not a guest judge. An actual vagina popped out on stage when a dancer invited us into her carniceria during her audition. I KNOW! Our pure eyes have been tainted. We should have never boarded the Mayflower and come to America. Dark-sided!
But seriously, it's just a damn vagina. We've all seen one. A little snatch flash isn't going to turn our nation's children into drug addicted sluts with no morals. They will do that on their own.
Nigel Lythgoe, the head judge and executive producer, had this to say about the cat being let out of the bag: "None of us knew she did this. The show was always designed to expose talent, but not in this way."
I'm not sure if the dancer got a golden ticket to Hollywood, but I am sure her vagina did. It's going all the way. It will definitely have a place on Mary's Hot Tamale Train!