CHRIS BOSH GOT ROBBED BUT HE'S WINNING TODAY!

Miami Heat star Chris Bosh may have had over $300K in watches and rings jacked from his home, but he's still got the family jewels ... his wife's bootyful bikini body.

Looking like a long lost Kardashian, Adrienne Bosh barely contained herself in a red two-piece as she showed off her buxom precious gems on the beach with her son in Puerto Rico this weekend.

She's making those crooks look like a giant ass. As for the burglary, cops believe it was an inside job that was executed while Chris and Adrienne were out at a Miami nightclub ... but so far, no arrests have been made.

She could get the pipe!Yeah! Wayne was hittin' that a$$