BOW WOW IN THE DOG HOUSE FOR DRUNK DRIVING TWEET!

What's dumber than drinking and driving? Drinking, driving and tweeting about it.
But that's just what rapper Bow Wow did during the wee hours of Friday morning - and now he's feeling the heat for it.

The 22-year-old, along with his buddies and fellow good influences Chris Brown and Akon, almost had an altercation in Miami when a valet hesitated to give the rapper his keys.

And rightfully so - the "Shortie Like Mine" singer had announced his level of intoxication via his Twitter page just moments before.

"Im bout to be f---ed up n drunk tweeting. Im saying sorry now for what i might tweet. But f--- it ! Im young n rich im goin hard 2nite," he posted. Before long, he tweeted: "Face numb im whippin the lambo [referring to his Lamborghini]. Tispy as f---."

A few minutes later, he added: "Im f---ed up!!! Ohhhh damn. Y i drive the lambo. Chris might have to drive after next spot." The post has since been deleted from his page.

Says a fellow partier: "The valet looked skeptical and asked him if he was okay to drive. But Bow Wow didn't look happy that he asked that - and the valet just gave him his keys. It would have been a huge scene if they denied him his car."

Indeed, sources who were out and about in Miami on Thursday insist that although there were a number of celebrities partying that evening, it was Bow Wow who really drew attention.

"He was out of control," one partygoer notes, adding that at one point, even Chris Brown tried to straighten him out. "Chris seemed like he was taking care of him - he had two security guards with him at all times and was making sure Bow Wow didn't do anything too stupid."

But apparently drunk tweeting didn't fall into that category - and the buddies continued their night with an entourage of 25 at club Mansion down the street.

Just a few hours later, however, Bow Wow was back on Twitter - this time, to apologize to his fans. In a New Year's resolution of sorts, he posted: "Apologize for that tweet. it was stupid and immature. not a way i want to kick my #2010 year off. i got too much good stuff lined up. my bad."

We think Bow Wow should take Chris' lead and delete his Twitter account altogether. Just saying.