An 18-year-old in Virginia is accused of stealing $92 worth of milk from a Walmart in North Stafford, Va. -- while dressed as a cow.
Police told Potomaclocal.com that Jonathan Payton donned the costume, then got down on all fours and crawled into the store. He then grabbed a cart and headed straight to the milk aisle, piled the milk into the cart and rolled out of the store.
The cow clown began to offer the "free" milk to other customers, who declined, and then abandoned the cart -- and milk -- outside of the store.
Payton thought he was home free at a nearby McDonald's, but local police found him sitting in a car, cow costume and all.
The teen was issued a summons for shoplifting and released, the Washington Post reported.
"I suspect it was a prank that went too far," Stafford County Sheriff Office spokesman Bill Kennedy told the Post. "It would have been funny if he hadn't taken the milk."