They botched my butt!
A Queens woman is suing a Flushing spa, complaining she suffered disabling injuries during a procedure to augment her unflattering buttocks in June 2007.
Tania Solis has accused the Bell Stetika Spa in Elmhurst of medical malpractice.
The suit in Queens Supreme Court left spa owner Alejandro Moreno scratching his ... head.
"This is crazy," Moreno said, explaining that his workers don't do invasive procedures that would cause injury.
"We have girls who give massages and we give advice about nutrition," he said. "But there are no needles, no injections."
Solis' lawyer, Stephen Jacobson, says the spa is lacking in skill and competence.
Its Web site claims its procedures are 100% natural and decrease cellulite and oily deposits while toning flaccid skin.
"Change your image and increase your self-esteem," its slogan says. "Your body matters."
LOL! BREAST IMPLANTS! FAIL!