WENDY WILLIAMS SAY'S CHRIS BROWN IS FINISHED!

If you don't already know who Wendy Williams is, get ready to become familiar. The free-spirited and hysterically straight-forward radio host is making the jump to daytime talk television with 'The Wendy Williams Show' this July. With Wendy comes charisma, charm, pop culture knowledge and her willingness to say anything about anybody. If you don't believe me, see for yourself:
So are you excited to take over the TV world?

Oh, man. If only! I'm not nervous at all because at this particular point, what's there to be nervous about? Just go out there and do it. People accepted me and my nuttiness wholeheartedly during my six-week sneak peek, so it's kind of like the public has given me permission to be myself.

So what will separate your show from, say, Ellen or Rachael Ray?

Well, we'll take a hot actress or actor, maybe Leighton Meester. She can go to 'Ellen' or 'Regis and Kelly' ... heck, she may even go to 'Oprah,' but I feel like my personality and my audience and the vibe that's created in my studio sets us all apart from the rest. I know here, it's happy chaos. It's not like my guests are going to be that much different.

Do you think celebrities appreciate how straight-forward you are, or does it frighten them?

I think they might have a little trepidation, but given that I'll be on every day for an hour, celebrities have down time where they watch TV too. Hopefully they can watch and they'll see 'The Wendy Williams' show is a place of giggles and fun and box office sales. Ultimately, they're business people and they have products to push. There's no telling how good somebody's product can do if they stop by the show, but one thing is for sure, I will leave them with a smile and a good time.

Do you think there's too much attention being paid by the media to Michael Jackson's death?

Yea, but we can't forget about Goldie Hawn being upset -- as I am too -- about Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez! I need to talk to someone about this!

What don't you like about it?

I don't like them together. GIven that she has Ryder and everything, I feel like Kate introduces men to her child too early. Alex Rodriguez also just got out of a marriage, but they always say don't monkey-bar from one relationship to another.
Well, there was Madonna in between.
Yea, but Madonna gets it. I don't think she was looking to fall in love. We gals of a particular age, Madonna is older than me, but still, Madonna's not looking to have any more kids. Kate is still young and tight and has a chance to go along and make a new family with somebody. Why would you want such used goods? I like Alex, he's cute and adorable and I wouldn't kick him out of bed, but he's a one night stand. I wouldn't introduce him to my child and mother! And before Kate, I think we need to counsel Jennifer Aniston.

I heard you have a bit of a crush on Shia LaBeouf?

Well all of a sudden, he's hot. When Rihanna was dating him, that's when I first took note. And maybe it was the angle of the pictures shot, but I was just like 'Eww!' You don't sport him on your arm, you just hang out with him. I couldn't figure it out because he didn't look that hot to me. Now, all of a sudden I saw him with Megan Fox and there's something about him that's very quietly devastating and sexy. Though I've heard she's back with Brian Austin Green, which means she just did him (Shia) for the tour and left him on the side.

What do you think about Brian Austin Green dating Megan?

I mean, he was there when she was just Megan from the Midwest or wherever she's from. Now that she's Megan Fox, I think she might want to sow her wild oats, and unfortunately, she makes him look like a sucker. There, I said it. She's not being quiet about sowing her oats. It's one thing where it's like 'Baby, you're this big star, I can't go with you to promote 'Transformers,' whatever happens overseas stays overseas. Then, here she is practically climbing up Shia LaBeouf's leg in this red dress. That was extremely disrespectful. If I were a man, that would cancel all hope of getting back together.

Even if it's someone like Megan Fox?

Excuse me! I'm a fan of Judge Judy, and like she says, 'Beauty fades, dumb is forever.' Very disrespectful.

OK, let's play a bit a word association. I'll say a celebrity, you give me the first things that pop into your mind.

Michael Jackson: Dead, and rest in peace.

Britney Spears: Brunette, and she looks good!

Chris Brown: Finished. Listen, Mike! My hopes for any sort of comeback was for the Michael Jackson tribute at the
BET Awards, but from what I understand, Jay-Z didn't even want him in the building. I think everyone will forget about it (the Rihanna beating), but everyone will forget him too. Here it is, pop culture forgets everything. If Chris Brown wanted to make an immediate comeback, the BET Awards was the way to do it. He does have a chance to get back in and do something, but he has to have a spec-tacular party song. It's gotta be good for hip-hop and Top 40, for all colors and all ages.